[2005 04 07] - [1755] - Desk

Wrote my ‘Out-of-office’ note:
To the poor office soul reading this:
I’ve decided 2 ditch my cubicle on 8 Apr in favour of Mekong River.
If you don’t know where is that, you need a holiday.
Will be back on 18 Apr to take down this note.
For LiG matters, TS[2m, half-left] will be happy 2 assist u.
For StaffNet UI matters, approach SC [3.5 m, straight ahead].
For StaffNet ID matters, you’ve made a wrong turn at the lift lobby.
For SSO + MQ matters, refer to BS [Turn right in front, beside the window]
Do not disturb DX [2m, left]. He’s working on something different now.
If all elase fails, restart the offending server.
Should you decide to wait, I’ve some reading materials.
If you do not like self-improvement, there are 12 girls and alcohol around.
Use your imagination and have a good time!